• Bring some CDs, you wont like mine!
  • If you don't turn up we'll never work together again, let me know in advance and we'll re-schedule
  • Don't turn up with a hangover, and get a decent night sleep, bags under your eyes wont look good!
  • Wear very loose clothes on the way to the shoot - this will avoid marks on your skin
  • If you're shooting in a strapless dress, dont get tan lines before the shoot, airbrushin is actually kinda hard!
  • If you bring drugs into my studio they'll go over the balconey followed by you!
  • And finally, if you must bring an escourt and he's an over possesive psycho the shoot will end!
  • I'm not as grumpy as this list makes out ;)